yard sale and this is going
to be the biggest yet.
I started this yard sale
extravaganza and I will
be crowned queen again
this year. Negotiation is
only allowed on the third
sale day. This is no "sidewalk"
sale. I'm slightly intoxicated,
but I start drama with
purpose. This community
of mine is an oilfield in
Hawaii. I can tolerate
a little gender-bending
activity once in a while.
Carol's cat just puked
on the Christmas tree
marked at fifteen dollars.
Now it's trash and I loathe
the holidays more than ever.
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